the whole tent

when a western person zealously converts to islam

jim's gone the whole tent

by nebiru100 January 26, 2012

tweeker tent

The use of a jacket to shield yourself from sight while smoking speed.

While sitting in a Walmart parking lot on Christmas morning, Johnny used his tweeker tent to hide from people seeing him smoke speed.

by Icyveins November 30, 2016

Potemkin Tent

When your jeans groin fold creates a tent that's bigger than your actual penis.

Look at that guy's cock! That's a Potemkin tent.

by yayeetus March 25, 2019

Pitched a tent

Having a boner.

You've pitched a tent GOD DAMMIT!

by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017

Tent Fuck

Fucking your girl in a tent that you made 5 minutes beforehand

Yea, Me and Crystal just had the best tent fucking last night.

by ltsPurple August 14, 2018

Tent Job

The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent

Josh: 'I had the best tent job ever last night'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'

by LiDsY October 23, 2012

Past tents

When a person tries to correct someone's grammar because they have nothing else to say after losing an argument in the YouTube comments. The correction is most likely wrong, the person has no clue what the hell they're talking about and is probably going to get bullied even more.

Lame guy: Bro I accidentally cutted myself yesterday.
Cool guy: You mean *cut.
Lame guy: No you idiot! It's past tents!
Cool guy: ...

by Random guy with no friends June 19, 2020