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temporally disoriented

At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...
I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.

Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010
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Toilet Tempest

What you'd expect after drinking 25l of Red Bull. A explosive blast of urine.
I drank 30 lots of Monster and now i'm about to have a toilet tempest.
by LeilaSP March 26, 2019
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Casa de Tempe

Famously known as the party house for all ARIZONA STATE CROSS COUNTRY student athletes, where many extracurricular activities occur. Throughout the university it is known as the place to go if you want to do one or all of the following; 1. Consume large amounts of alcohol and liquor. 2. Hook up with girls who are driven there by the dozens. 3. Break anything and everything in the vicinity. 4. Play drinking games for large amounts of money: Keg stand, Louisville Shugger, Beer Pong, Flip Cup. Supposedly they have connections with a vendor that supplies them with the refilling of the house keg every couple of days. Parties are known to start from noon on one day and end on noon the other.
What is the biggest reason why you committed to ASU, when you have all these other schools offering you way more money?

I want to go to ASU because it's ASU, I want to study hard, run harder, and party at Casa de Tempe.
by El Sol del Nino September 21, 2011
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Tempestissimo

a song by t+pazolite, created for the game Arcaea. This song reaches difficulty spikes impossible to non-asian people. you need at least 3 hands to pass this song, or strong asian genes.
person 1: Yo, did you clear Tempestissimo yet?
person 2: *has vietnam war flashbacks*
by Rensieboy November 26, 2020
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tempest

a wild violent windstorm accompanied with rain or hail; also sudden ourburst of emotions.
Its like a tempest in my mind.
by anki107 November 22, 2006
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Temporal Fist

noun-The psychokinetic ability to do a mind-blowing punch while time is frozen
verb-To do a dynamic mind-blowing punch while time is stopped
noun-Master Furon taught the Temporal Fist to Crypto in Destroy All Humans 3: Path of the Furon
noun-Master Furon's Temporal Fist and Captain Falcon's Falcon Pawnch collided and the Temporal Fist won.( for Captain Falcon lovers He's cool but I just wanted to get on my friends nerves with this example)
verb-Master Furon Temporal Fisted Crypto into a wall.
by BloodshedBito June 10, 2009
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Templo

A person who is courageous like a knight and has a mental positive attitude. Shows determination of whatever he does best. Ultimately a guy who is trustworthy and loyal to his friends. Perseverance, persistent , knowledge, strong-willed, humbleness, respect, and authentic is his key to fulfill his dreams and goals.
John is a templo kind of guy you would want to meet.

Maximus overcome his hardships because he was a templo.
by YOYO-MANG August 6, 2011
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