technodictator

A high-ranking executive of a technology company that exercises complete control of the company's direction/goal/strategy. Examples would be: Eric Schmidt, Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer

Steve Jobs is the technodictator of Apple.

Q: Why won't Barry listen to criticism about how the design of the ACME 231 will not allow us to compete with the WILY 345?

A: Because Barry is too much of a technodictator to listen to reason.

by shepsta June 8, 2010

Technodick

Technodick (tek-no-dik) noun: an online pissing contest in which the participants post Electronic Dance Music (EDM) clips to one up eachother.

noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.

noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM

"Jeff why are you participating in a technodick instead of useing your time to create a mixed set?"

"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."

"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."

by Semtek December 28, 2012

technojerking

When someone uses technology unnecessarily; i.e. texting/calling/skyping/facetiming/etc. each other when within earshot or in another room. Also, technojacking.

"Why did you video chat him when he's sitting right over there? Stop technojerking each other off..."

by spency7321 June 15, 2013

technosexting

sexting about computers and harddrives and all IT stuff lol

technosexting at work: I can definately reformat that hard drive for you.

by pickledmorgans August 28, 2013

technomental

An acquired quasi personality disorder, which causes a person to obsessively, view the world, live, interact , and solve problems, exclusively from a technological perspective.

Gabriel is moderately technomental and had a hard time relating to people at the party.

by Rustybutter February 17, 2017

technodyme

The beauty of technology

i am a technodymer, i extend the beauty of technology

by technodyme May 27, 2018

Technosexual

A person whom cannot get laid in person, so they rely on technology to either chat erotically with someone who cant see them.... or spend their time masterbating to online porn.

Billy's fatass is such a technosexual, he watches porn on his tablet and beats his pud all day.

by Banjomedic08 April 10, 2020