Testicle Tapioca

The white pearly secretion ejaculated from a penis onto the tongue of a woman. When it clumps together in pearls of jizz it resembles Tapioca, Hence Testicle Tapioca.

Guy 1: Dude I nutted on this bitches tongue last night!

Guy 2: How'd she like it?

Guy 1: She enjoyed the Testicle Tapioca

by Dyban January 5, 2012

One testicle

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler has one testicle !

by xen_ August 7, 2021

Third testicle

When a female deep throats your dick and all you can see is her head and your two balls

Wow you two must be close

Yeah she’s my third testicle

by Titty hickey September 1, 2022

Testicle Molester

A He, he/she or she whom runs around squeezing others testicles to the point of extreme pain, they have a look in their victim's eyes an assume they are enjoying it and then proceed to squeeze harder.

This is not pleasurable to the male reproductive organ, it is in fact a potential hazard risk to the seed of fertility and the seed of joy (wink wink).
We ask that you would NOT do this.
And If you feel you may be guilty of Testicle Molesting....
YOU BE NICE AND THINK TWICE ABOUT SQUEEZING OUR NUTS !!!!

See that chick, she's a right Testicle Molester

by Inverkeithing June 15, 2011

Left Testicle

The testicle no one likes. Its the one who always is slacking off while the right one does all the work!

Damn my left testicle keeps banging agains the right one. Now suck on it bitch!

by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004

testicle tornado

Testicle tornado- where a man takes his scrotum and penis, wraps them round each other in a spiral pattern and let's go to produce a meatspin style testicle tornado

What a testicle tornado! How yummy

by £J October 28, 2011

testicle fortitude

The adjective form of testicle is testicular. The phrase should be "testicular fortitude".

I just met a guy who can't tell the difference between a noun and an adjective. It takes a lot of testicular fortitude to display your ignorance in public like that.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003