tard

What non-Victorians call Melbourne Victory F.C when they are feeling insecure.

Sydney fan: "Those Victory fans are such tards. They average 15,000 more per game than us, even though we have a larger population. They can't even get a proper marquee player, like our Dwight Yorke. I'm sure he'll return from Sunderland really soon."

by Will Scholes February 10, 2007

tard

A complete fucktard who likes to expose his little peanut in a chat room. i.e. usachatnow users.

"can you see my wiener?".....TARD!

by Matt ;) October 6, 2007

tard

shortened version of "retard"; a stupid person

Look at that tard triping over himself.

by holmes December 4, 2002

TARD

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder.

Wow! Maxine Watters sure is a TARD.

by Newt Love June 26, 2018

TARD

A affectionate insult or in some cases just an insult

sheree u tard said stu

by stukel September 4, 2006

'Tard

a person who dosent know what a tard is

do you know what a tard is? you dont!!! you tard!

by TICK DRICKEL February 23, 2005

'Tard

If you're too cool to say "retard"... use this.
The kids'll love you.

"You're such a 'tard

by daisy March 8, 2004