A large sweaty armpit can seem appealing to some. Given the name Turkish Wank to link thoughts of the horrible greased up fat guys you can imagine at Turkish baths/massage parlours with strange fixations.
by Dolphinflogger June 07, 2010
by upsman007 December 17, 2011
When two people (preferably a man and a woman) dry hump long enough that their happy hair gets woven together with their pants, thus making a quilt.
Ben: You see that couple in the corner? They've been dry humping for hours!
Bill: They're probably making a Turkish Quilt.
Bill: They're probably making a Turkish Quilt.
by 2STD January 24, 2009
An unexpected surprise that occurs during a bisexual three-way in the shower when the participants get covered in female projectile ejaculate, semen and scat.
I was pounding my boyfriend Ivan in the shower while his friend Jayne was sucking him off and finger banging herself. I pulled out and we all came at once and fell into a heap on the shower floor covered in Turkish Delight.
by TBTara December 05, 2013
When a man and woman are in the 69 position, they grab each others arms and legs and roll around whilst having wild sex
by Nathan Simard April 08, 2006
When a retarded, down syndrome, midget is drunk and drives a car into a turkish hot dog stand mistaking it for a speed bump, gets thrown from the vehicle, and gets smacked in the sack with a vietnamese baby.
by I'm gay...? December 02, 2009
The act where a person with a penis and testicles inserts both organs into either the vagina or the anus of another individual.
by waynemodz May 16, 2023