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two ton tessie

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!
by Mr.46 November 29, 2011
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RX-Ton

noun: Derogatory term referring to Yamaha's RX-1 snowmobile, in reference to it's excessive weight of nearly 600lbs. Comparativly, a competative Arctic Cat or Ski Doo snowmobile weighed approximatly 470lbs.

The term has also been used to apply to the Apex and Warrior snowmobile lines, or indeed all Yamaha 4-stroke machines. While the apex weighs approximatly 550lbs, the mass disparity has grown, as Arctic Cat and Ski Doo machines have shed weight just as fast or faster.
Rider1: "You bringing the RX-ton out on the lake?"
Rider2: "naaa, tonner stays home, I'm bringing my F7."
by SleddersAnonymous October 2, 2009
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Titty Ton

A unit of measurement that is much larger than a shit ton but slightly less than a fuck ton.
“Have you seen how many fine girls there are at this party?”
“Ya bro, there’s a titty ton of hotties here.”
by DAOB February 18, 2018
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Fucker ton

Over and beyond an extra large, massive, and more than normal amount.
She/He has slept with a fucker ton of people.

She has a fucker ton of shoes.

He has a fucker ton of booty calls listed in his contact list.

She/He has a fucker ton of baby daddys/mamas.
by Lilybean2233 October 18, 2019
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A-TON*

A-TON* is a half-breed wana be gangster who can't shoot straight 💯 and has no hustle so he has to Rob those that do 💯 just like a hos is a pig that don't fly straight 💯
Yo dog I think I saw that buster ass A-TON*at the mo mo last nite
by k187c September 30, 2021
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A Metric Frig Ton

The inside has storage for this kind of stuff...which I've accumulated a metric frig ton of over the years.
by Tattooed Artist August 6, 2014
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Cece Penis-ton

A famous singer known for her smash dance hit Finally, which became one of the biggest EDM hits of all time.
Ben: I looked up 99’s dance music and saw that one of the biggest hits there was Finally by Cece Penis-ton.
Gregory: That was such a great song and I Wanna listen to it again with you.
Ben: Good times it was.
by gregben February 15, 2022
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