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token dude dick

DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls “token dude”. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). It’s just right.
Cindy- “Becky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know he’s a douche”
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”
by bipolarspacestonerbitch May 25, 2018
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Taking a Grumpy

A fun way of saying you gotta poo.
by Khlidy May 24, 2019
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takin’ the ol’ crapola

Slang for moving one’s bowels, as in taking a shit or dropping a turd.
I’ll be in the john, takin’ the ol’ crapola!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021
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auntie tomina

based off of uncle tom.

women who let men walk all over them/their kids. never stand up for themselves, but then later complain about it. allow themselves to become slaves to the men in their life. they consistently choose their man (husband or boyfriend) over everything, even their own kids.
person 1: "my mom's new boyfriend is a piece of shit. I told her to kick him out, but she said that if I didn't like it I could move out!"
person 2: "what a fucking auntie tomina"
by Nothanksjustpublish August 18, 2019
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taking tea with the parson

1. Unspecified, certainly deviant sex act usually performed in Brentford

2. Having tea with a member of the clergy, esp. a Protestant one
1. Hugo and Jane found themselves along for 5 minutes, so decided to indulge in taking tea with the parson

2. The women's institute meeting moved on from cake sales to taking tea with the parson
by kylet June 27, 2006
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Yous Taking Gear?

Scottish term, used to ask an individual if they are taking cocaine. Commonly heard at parties or in the local bars.
"Standing at a party in the kitchen, someone pops their heed roon the door and they shout HAW YOUS, YOUS TAKING GEAR?"
by RhubelleDamira January 21, 2015
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token spotting

like train spotting but you're not trying to spot trains, you spot the token's in groups of people. Can be any token i.e. Black guy, gay guy, homosexual, tranvestite, white guy, indian etc etc etc.

When you spot one you get 2 points. Player with most points wins

A really good game to play with a mate in a busy area.
Jordan: Dude, James totally beat Tom at Token spotting.
James: I know
by keylikesfood December 16, 2006
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