Tootsie Popper

A person that takes someone's anal virginity.

He was Sharon's tootsie popper

by T-Rod Money Pubes October 14, 2013

crater tots

Small rocks generated by the impact of an asteroid, or any other number of celestial bodies, on the surface of another, larger celestial body (including that of the earth).

Noob: Shoot dude! When the asteroid hit, the shrapnel almost killed me!

Creation Scientist: Rofl, noobsauce!!1one!eleven! They're called crater tots!

by hydrogens October 19, 2007

&totse

Updated Web version of the defunct & Temple of The Screaming Electron dial up BBS, originally part of the Nirvana net.

I'm going on &TOTSE to flame and get pwned, Coolest!

by Crazed Loner February 2, 2008

Tatum Tots

Noun- The little babies made as a result of hours of hot sweaty sex with actor Channing Tatum

Did you see "Fighting" last night? Damn, I'd love to tie him down and make some Tatum Tots.

by regpopular April 25, 2009

tots adorbs

the abbreviation for totally adorable, pronounced totes adorbs.

Oh my gosh, I'm in love with ____, he is tots adorbs!

by Mocha Face October 13, 2010

tots and pears

The worthless disingenuous wishes of small dicked gun-loving republicans after the regular mass shootings that occur in the U.S. Never accompanied by any legislative action. Also known as "thoughts and prayers"

To all the victims of this week's children massacare, my tots and pears go out to you.

by Faulkner88 June 6, 2018

jelly tots

A sugar covered gummy sold in Canada as well.

I bought a bag of jelly tots.

by Jai September 14, 2003