Tim

A fake name for a lesbian fucktard
I meet this Tim last night and he tried to rape me
by Jerryricegum February 23, 2017
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A Tim

A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim

Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim

Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim
by Jaimie Torrance August 25, 2006
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Tim

A funny guy who always laughs. He is most of the time attracted to woman with the name Linda. Its very weird.
Wow he's funny! What a Tim!
by Joffreyboy March 23, 2013
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Tim

tims tend to be very controlling. They are very cocky and have a huge ego. They do have big dicks tho so that's a plus
Oh yeah, I dated a Tim once... the sex was good, but damn is he clingy
by Cumherern March 15, 2017
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by timmyferrdaddy April 14, 2008
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Timming

The unintentional act of stealing ones girlfriend
there he goes, timming the new girl..
by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017
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Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.
Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.
by Maddmunkey September 04, 2015
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