Tim

A fake name for a lesbian fucktard

I meet this Tim last night and he tried to rape me

by Jerryricegum February 23, 2017

A Tim

A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners

Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim

Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim

Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim

by Jaimie Torrance August 24, 2006

Tim

A funny guy who always laughs. He is most of the time attracted to woman with the name Linda. Its very weird.

Wow he's funny! What a Tim!

by Joffreyboy March 23, 2013

Tim

tims tend to be very controlling. They are very cocky and have a huge ego. They do have big dicks tho so that's a plus

Oh yeah, I dated a Tim once... the sex was good, but damn is he clingy

by Cumherern March 14, 2017

tim

Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.M

my name is tim and everything about this is true

by timmyferrdaddy April 14, 2008

Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015

Tim

The collective word for the listeners of CGP Grey and Brady Haran's podcast Hello Internet.

Grey: "Hello, Tim. How was your flight?"
Brady: *laughs*

by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019