by Jerryricegum February 23, 2017
Get the Timmug. A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim
Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim
Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim
Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim
Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim
by Jaimie Torrance August 24, 2006
Get the A Timmug. A funny guy who always laughs. He is most of the time attracted to woman with the name Linda. Its very weird.
by Joffreyboy March 23, 2013
Get the Timmug. tims tend to be very controlling. They are very cocky and have a huge ego. They do have big dicks tho so that's a plus
by Cumherern March 14, 2017
Get the Timmug. by timmyferrdaddy April 14, 2008
Get the timmug. by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017
Get the Timmingmug. Tim is the best friend you will ever have
He helps you through life and sends you lots of memes and porn for some reason
You call each other lots of names but you’re always joking
No matter how far away you are from each other
He will always make an effort to talk to you about anything and everything
He helps you through life and sends you lots of memes and porn for some reason
You call each other lots of names but you’re always joking
No matter how far away you are from each other
He will always make an effort to talk to you about anything and everything
Person: oh hey have you seen tim
Different person: I h8 tim he’s a bitch
Person: *kills different people*
Different person: I h8 tim he’s a bitch
Person: *kills different people*
by Human.bitch May 24, 2020
Get the Timmug.