Therapy Call

Something you tell your roommates to get them out of the dorm so you can have sex with your racist boyfriend.
“Hey can you stay out of the dorm from like 2-3 today, I have a therapy call
by Ric417475992 September 18, 2018
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Box Therapy

The act in which a cat seeks refuge or safety, by crawling into an empty box.
Burt is feelin sad, but now he's doin da box therapy!
by leroypm90 November 03, 2012
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therapy song

song meant to help the listener and/or the singer.
therapy song:

you are floating on a cloud
It is the perfect temperature
you have no desires
but if you did you would not have the urge to fulfill them
by myguitar'sbroken January 16, 2010
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Literary Therapy

Purposefully reading books in order to escape from your own problems, either by reading biographies about people who have had harder lives than you, or fiction to give you hope that there is something better, somewhere.
Man, I've had such a bad day, I can't believe I only got an 80% on that last exam - I'm heading to Chapters for some literary therapy. I'm sure someone in the Gaza strip has a harder life than I do.
by 521098 January 25, 2011
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phallic therapy

acts on the male phallus to keep it capable of being erect, large, and shiny; pertaining to the entire reproductive system, stimulating motions to excite and produce abundant output. In the female, motions on the genitalia resulting in arousal and irresistible orgasms and gushes.
My gf committed to the axiom "Use It or Lose It," always has us perform frequent phallic therapy, including kissing, jilqing, hand loving, fingering, tongue play on our genitalia resulting in vocal sounds and body twisting, pulses, and throbbing, with a final series of joyous, uncontrollable ejaculations, wettings, and gushes..
by gringo feliz March 02, 2014
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gemo therapy

"I need gemo therapy, I can't be depressed and gay. Gay also means happy"
by Pervert the Herbert August 11, 2023
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California Therapy

Putting local trouble makers & / or the mentally ill on a one-way bus trip to California (particularly Los Angeles), often with the warning of 'don't come back!' Said 'therapy' recipients often wind up homeless, often upon arrival.
They're here via California Therapy.
by N81Der November 18, 2019
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