kitten-tornado

A kitten-tornado is a mini whirlwind caused by a kitten chasing it's tail. It picks up speed along the way and in some cases will re-arrange or break items in it's way.

The kitten-tornado came with such force that it knocked the plant out of it's planter.

by chatton August 18, 2011

greasy tornado

To place a Clif bar on your taint to absorb the sweat and then make your partner eat it, then when they puke it out, proceed to pack it into their pussy.

My girl was begging me to give her a greasy tornado

by Benweezy September 21, 2019

tornado head

When someone goes to perform oral sex on the penis and violently whips thier head around I’m a circular motion while also sucking him off to completion.

Yo this bitch went down on me and gave me some bomb tornado head.

by Bstoners January 23, 2018

tornado warning

not a good thing

if you actually get one:
seek shelter inside as soon as you can
get to the middle-most room of that building
wait it out, and watch the news on your phone if you can

The National Weather Service has issued a TORNADO WARNING for you area. Locations impacted include, (locations)

"Oh, shit, Dane, what do we do?"

"I don't know, uh, read the Urban Dictionary article on it?"

"Great idea!"

Dane and Robert later got sucked up by a tornado

by RiceOfCourse July 1, 2022

Tornado Tongue

A signature blow job performance. Where you first tickle the penis. Than you wrap it slow to fast to slow around your tongue. Moving your tongue in spirals up, and down. Eventually deep throating the penis, and doing vigorous spirals. Than ending with a tickle on the tip, spelling out tornado, and than kissing the tip of the dick.

Sally, "I so tornado tongued Dan last night."
Betty, "Omg. He must have moaned."
Sally, "Tell, me about it."

by Amelia.Summers April 19, 2017

Meat Tornado

The majestic burrito consumed by the one and only Ron Swanson

"They have one that's called the Meat Tornado. Literally killed a guy last year"

by WhiteAsStarbucks February 21, 2017

Turkish Tornado

After cumming in a girls face, rapidly slap her in the face with your cock in a circular motion.

Hey baby, this is a terrible storm. You might want to watch out for a Turkish Tornado.

by AsianGM October 21, 2006