The Mermaid Theory

a theory that a woman, no matter how ugly she may seem at first, will eventually look beautiful to you if you see her every day all day.

Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.

Joe: Dude Kelly is so hot!

Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.

by Fatchooo January 20, 2011

Terrell Theory

if a guy gets with a girl that is uglier than him, then she will never break up with him and he can do a bunch of shit without getting in trouble.

Dude! Thanks to the Terrell Theory I can treat Alyssa like a dog, screw around behind her back, and she will STILL stay with me!

by logan1324 March 21, 2008

hybrid theory

1. Linkin Park's debut album
2. Linkin Park's old band name
3. the theory of blending a mix of genres of music

1. i own HT! yay
2. i downloaded some HT! yay. im listening to "carousel" right now!
3. linkin park is a hybrid theory

by lena January 28, 2004

Game Theory

The smartest show in gaming.

Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory.

by Baccalieu May 1, 2016

Conspiracy Theory

The new SPOILER ALERT. After the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic where the majority of the theories deemed to be conspiracy actually happened or were proven to be true, the word got its new meaning since those theories being called "conspiracy theory" will probably happen a couple of months later.

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): We will have vaccine passports

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): The virus was lab-made

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): Vaccinated people will still get infected and be able to spread the virus

by J B10 January 10, 2022

Hoodie Theory

The hypothesis that men automatically become more attractive when wearing a hoodie.

Look at that guy over there! The Hoodie Theory in action...

by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001

Hybrid Theory

One of the best albums ever made.

Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory is a cool album.

by Name March 20, 2003