Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.

When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.

by Jenyrose October 23, 2022

making telephone stew

used to describe a person who is talking on the phone for a long time.

my boss has been making telephone stew for 1 hour during his office phone meeting...

by distinctneon3847 February 2, 2023

telephone lies

This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.

Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."

by von groovy August 7, 2024

Telephone

A system for transmitting voices over a distance using wire or radio, by converting acoustic vibrations to electrical signals.

"I bet you can't eat this ice cream because you are lack toes and taller ant," Jordan said over the telephone.

by Telephone maker November 29, 2023

Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

telephone prank

When someone puts their thumb in their ear to get earwax on it (see reverse wet Willie) and licks their pinkie finger. Then you put the thumb in their ear and your pinkie in their mouth.

'I just gave her the WORST telephone prank ever. It was f*cking hysterical.'

by missusvanilla November 15, 2014

Canadian Telephone

When you throw a bag of Taki's Fuego, and 5/ paper towels in a highschool boys locker room toilet

Kid 1: Dang it! This toilets clogged!
Kid 2 walks over
Kid 2: Looks like someone pulled a Canadian Telephone.

by AsherAz August 19, 2025