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kiss the Don's ring, or die

(A phrase from Mario Puzo's The Godfather ) meaning: respect my authority, or else...suffer the negative consequences.
Mother: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic, now, kiss the Don's ring, or die trying. Adam, go do your homework.

Adam:get of my planet, at least for now, ill do my homework later.

Mother: okay, but, lol, I'm cutting off your allowance if you don't do your homework at all.

Adam: got that.
by Uncle Dimma May 3, 2014
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Ring Around The Rosy

The red rind around your penis when you remove a tight condom.
The condom was so small it gave me a Ring Around The Rosy .
by GTG Crew March 10, 2008
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To celebrate the new year at a bar that has poor ventilation and can easily be confused with Snoop Dog's recording studio due to the persistent haze of smoke.
"Man, I really don't want to ring in the new year getting cancer". Do we have to go to Dee's?"
by mp2009 February 2, 2009
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Ring around the Rubber

The ring that is embedded on your wallet from having a condom in there for a period of more than 6 months.

This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.

This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.
My mom still does my laundry. I had to quickly get my wallet out of my pants before she saw the Ring around the Rubber.
by jaymax45 January 15, 2011
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Ring Around the Tosies

When a group of dudes suck on eachothers toes in a circle to see who has a foot fetish amongst them
Man, they did ring around the tosies last night and Kyle has a foot fetish!!
by RaajKyleSean September 7, 2015
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Ring Around the Congo

Interstate 285, the beltway around Atlanta, Georgia. So-called because Atlanta is a majority black city with an African American mayor and thus is characterized as "The Congo," a large country in Africa. (Trucker usage)
"I'm a-heading to Charlotte, good-buddy, speedballing all the way on 85."

"Roger, that. Due to traffic conditions south-southeast, which is blocked up tighter than a faggot's ass during a Sunday sermon, I suggest you take the northern artery of the Ring Around the Congo."

"Roger that, good buddy."
by Guy Lazarus March 11, 2006
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Ring Around the hooker

Is a phrase used in online gaming when "men" flirt with naive women online. This is most noticeable when a woman does something otherwise not funny or unique and a guy will laugh.
(Guy) to (Girl) ZOMG you just shot that guy!!! hahahaha. Thus, "ring around the hooker."
by SpecAgentWhite September 21, 2011
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