stank mouth

Waking up with terrible breath after a night of drinking.

Symptoms include: Numb taste buds, extreme thirst, and your friends giving you the thizz face when you try talking to them.

Guy1 "Dawg, last night was off the meat rack!"

Guy2 "(Makes thizz face) Yo man, you got some stank mouth."

Guy1 "Haha quit playin. Wasn't that shit crazy though when that chick was flashin her titt-"

Guy2 "Nigga you need to stop talking."

by KfreshDougie December 7, 2010

Bush Mouth

When your girl is rugged and her no shave… ya get bush mouth.

Yo, when I went down on my natural woman I got bush mouth.

by Eden & Jessie December 1, 2022

Salty mouth

Based on the Malay term, "mulut masin", an ability to have most of the things said to come true.

Please dont say shit about having bad traffic, salty mouth. Not today.

by Halaljollyshandy March 10, 2017

milf mouth

When a Milf possesses the type of lips and mouth that are extremely suitable for sucking multiple cocks and swallowing large quantities of cum.

Celine Dion has such a nice Milf Mouth.

by Gary Esqe May 26, 2016

Midnight Mouth

A sensation of supreme dryness and lack of moisture in the mouth, akin to drinking 8 pints of sand after playing basketball, that wakes the victim up in the middle of the night and creates a feverish, panicked, and borderline predatory need for cold, refreshing liquid. Also known as after hours cotton mouth on steriods.

Jill: So, I have a vague memory of you exploding out of bed, knocking over the TV, and making dinosaur sounds last night. Bad dream?

Frank: No, I woke up with Midnight Mouth and had to chug half a gallon of orange juice.

by Big Erik April 6, 2009

mouth period

When your lipstick smears out after making out with a guy or girl, therefore leaving the area around your mouth, and potentially his or hers, red. Thus simulating a woman’s period.

I have such mouth period after making out with that hot dude at the bar. Fuck!

Oh my honey, you have a bad case of mouth period. My concealer won’t even help!

by Emma2907 January 1, 2019

Grunge mouth

When a singer intentionally changes the way he phrases or sings his words, most prevalent in grunge music. (i.e. pronouncing "here" like "hurr") The worst case of grunge mouth ever recorded is Scott Stapp of the band Creed. Sometimes a case of grungemouth can be so bad that it renders the person's singing incoherent. Pearl Jam's "Yellow Ledbetter" is a good example.

Worst purveyors of grunge mouth are Creed, Pearl Jam, early Stone Temple Pilots, most recently heard with band Volbeat.

by thedrumma April 6, 2012