Noun

1. Biscuit

2. Stress Relief

3. Popular party trick

4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.

"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.

"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.

"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.
by Henry III May 27, 2014
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When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
by ArmourChinker January 04, 2023
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Del Monte Block Crip goes way back they been around for a while now they are a African American gang and one of the only crip gangs in Anaheim they made of 2 parts 3400 which has more of the young members and 3100 which is more older members del monte 3400 block has a click know as west side anaheim ruthless criminals del monte beefs with folks,abp,esbp,una and many more and there click ruthless criminals beefs with Norwalk folks una and Fullerton toker town and more. Del monte block ÅRC is running the west of Anaheim as we see it del monte block 3400 and ruthless criminals are really on top and making there opposition look real bad
Ay cuh fuck forks I’m from DEL MONTE BLOCK GANGSTER CRIPS
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Mont Belvieu

Where excellence is a tradition. We Can, We Will, We’re Barbers Hill!
Have you been to Mont Belvieu? It’s so awesome!
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Monte crop duster

Evan Dougan aka Evan Dookie
“Omg do you smell that?”

“Yeah it smells the Monte crop duster.”
Ew !
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Big Mont

A very tall Faggot
See that tall faggot over there? That’s Big Mont.
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monte vista middle school

middle school that mostly sucks. i dunno im in it casue im dumb.
"what school do you go to?" " I go to monte vista middle school"
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