kev murison

Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.

Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison

by feegina December 11, 2010

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kev vlogs

This YouTuber, Which Is Now A Instagrammer! Famous For It's You!!!!
Which Is Heard All Over Dubai, And Is Made Fun Of! Good Vocals It Seems... Make him famous, he sells kids! If your a kid and you see him **run away**

Kev Vlogs: YouTuber It Seems

by Exact Defination November 23, 2019

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Kev and Noah

Kev and Noah/noa is a couple that will be thought until the end

You:did you hear about kev and Noah
Me: no? Why

You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works

by November fools November 19, 2021

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kev

kev is a wholesome person if u see this ily<3 it also means fag*ot and a dim*it. Love ya

Tyan : can you send me a nicki manaj picture?

Kev: no

Tyan is sad because kev didn’t give him nicki manaj pics

by Tyanlovesme May 4, 2021

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kev ball

a negative slang name for a footballer, kev meaning the same as chav in this sense. usually kev ballers are girl, generally lesebians who play football, badly.

check out those dirty kev ballers

eww...yeah

by ministy of talula April 26, 2009

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Kev

To see through someone's bullshit and just straight up ignoring them and moving on immediately.

Ana María mastered the art of keving during my first semester of Communication's History.

Did Rosa just keved me? That bitch.

Kevin gets keved on the daily.

by M.J. Prinsloo September 15, 2021

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