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Isaiah

A man whose personality traits resemble the imagery of a gaping vagina. Loose, hollow, sloppy, and fishy. Don't trust the fowl smell of this cunt.
Guy 1: "Quit being such a fucking Isaiah!".
Guy 2: "I ain't being a fucking cunt, ye fucker ballfucker!".
by cuntpineapple December 22, 2018
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In the early ages of this specimen you might see some things that they might enjoy, usually hip hop and nothing else. Really likes to play video games in their early ages too and will play like an absolute fucking sweat-ass keyboard warrior, later in life they will turn less innocent and more into a fucking demon. Usually around the time of 10-11th grade they realize how life works and ends up a bit goofy. They strive to be the best but puts little to no effort into things and still does very well. They are really good at making friends and can move on from someone very easily if they find out you wronged them. Very easy to trigger.
Chris: hey Isaiah wanna go to my party? We have Xbox.
Isaiah: OH HELL NAW I DONT FUCK WITH XBOX NASTY ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
by Theurbanmaster21 October 3, 2021
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Absolutely filled to the brim with jizz. Nothing but jizz in his brain and guys are ALWAYS ON HIS MIND! Motherfucker can't even go a day without thinking of massive shlongs. Also, he's a bit of a nigga!
Omg, he's such an isaiah!
Gay guy: Hi, my name is Isaiah.
by Bigboimantitties April 17, 2023
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A gay little man that like massive penis in his butt and loves to lick man nips
That boy is Isaiah
by Finny boi September 26, 2022
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Isaiah is a smart kid, and he is in foster care and loves dinosaurs.
by qsd October 13, 2020
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When someone falls asleep in the middle of a group chat. Named after a single brain-celled human.
Weirdo #1: Hey why is Weirdo 3 so quiet?
Weirdo #2: I think he pulled an Isaiah.
by diyadabunny April 14, 2019
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If you search on any social network(facebook,myspace,etc)
the name isaiah it is

70% a black guy
40% a baby
110% a black baby
Andrew:dude i tried to find you on fb all i found were a buncha of nigga babies
Isaiah:i know man
Andrew:how do babies make facebook profiles anyway?
by Dr.BALLZSKEET August 20, 2011
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