Hamburger Holed

When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.

As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

hamburger vagina

a vagina that resembles the appearance of a hamburger. this usually happens when the female is viewed from the back with her legs closed.

by emil p May 2, 2003

Hamburger style

Anal sex. As in a piece of meat between 2 buns.

He likes it hamburger style.

by mandi9389 February 5, 2009

Hamburger Hips

Someone who stole all of the Hamburglar's hamburgers and because of this now has some extra weight on their hips (and mostly likely everywhere else).

Oh Tom used to be skinny but now he has some big 'ole hamburger hips.

by The Hamburglar's Accomplice July 9, 2011

hamburger helper

A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.

Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.

by |< |3 July 16, 2006

Hamburger Helper

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"

by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

Hamburger Time

The Way That The Characters From Metalocalypse Sugar-Coat The Term 'Dying!'

"You're Closer To 'Hamburger Time' If You Don't See A Doctor!"

by -SQUASH- November 26, 2009