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Wet comet

The act of having a snowball fight with fresh baby poo ina circular room while someone is roped up in a chair in the middle
Hey Alex, want to have a wet comet competition later with the lads?

Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!
by Hiksjshshbs July 11, 2022
mugGet the Wet cometmug.

comet neowise

The comet that popped up 6000 years ago and then showed up for a bit in July 2020.
person 1: it was sad we didn't get to see comet neowise 2 months ago.
by datbroneo September 3, 2020
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Vomit comet

In Chicagoland, the nickname for the South Shore Line commuter rail service between South Bend, Indiana and Chicago. The name comes from the orange livery, which some consider ugly.
I'll be late, the vomit comet broke down again.

My sheltered roommate at Notre Dame thought I was suicidal taking the vomit comet to visit my parents in Chicago because his family only ever watched Fox News.
by Paul Allen's card August 19, 2025
mugGet the Vomit cometmug.

My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there
Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??
by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014
mugGet the My Friend the Cometmug.

kick the comet

A game invented by the Duggins and Moocow as youth.

To play, you dump gasoline on a tennis ball, light it on fire, and kick it around.
Kick the comet ended when the comet went into the sewer and caught leaves on fire.
by auraholly July 5, 2023
mugGet the kick the cometmug.

chalk comet

a severely damaged penis which is still fit for purpose.
bernard's exposed chalk comet was the main topic of conversation at the bus stop
by percy puberty September 5, 2016
mugGet the chalk cometmug.

Eternal Comet

This is a gamertag for a guy named Dominick
Did you play with Eternal Comet last night he's pretty good at the game
by Lookoverthere181 January 1, 2021
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