Defiant Blob

A regular MLIA commenters, tinychatter, and flockdrawian, recognized by a fair amount of people within the MyLifeIsAverage commenting community. As the name states, he is a defiant blob. Defiant Blob's interest include animation, OP bashing, and nomming apples.

Defiant Blob has been particularly defiant today.

by Defiant_Blob November 15, 2010

Blob Dylan

1. Singer Bob Dylan used to have a wonderful singing voice, till one day he went swimming in a lake with a lot of algae in it and he got a frog stuck in his throat. Since then, he's earned the nickname "Blob Dylan".
2. Slang for anyone who used to have a great voice till a sudden accident left them sounding strange.

1. *I've got a frowg stuck in my thrwoat* -Blob Dylan
2. Hank used to be a great singer, then one day he got hit by a roflcopter, he's a total Blob Dylan.

by fisherx12 September 6, 2010

joe blob

the result of a blow job, ie. hanging dribble uf spunk from your boyfriend's moustache

"hey marcus, you've got a lot of cum around your mouth, you look like joe blob!"

by raffeysod August 6, 2006

Gelatinous blob

1: A big thing of a jelly-like substance.
2: A really fat person or thing.

1: Silly putty
2: "Hey Greg, look at that gelatinous blob! He's really fat!"

by SuzanneOwnsYourLife November 7, 2006

stank blob

1.) An extremely ugly baby; 2.) Noxious blob of matter; 3.) A way of saying you have taken a shit.

Brenda: Have you see Melissa's stank blob?

Frank: I haven't.
Brenda: Well it is very cringeworthy to look at

by Vampric July 21, 2017

Orange Blob

SCP-999

Bro orange blob is weird

by Definitions By Plank May 31, 2019

Blouwe blob

Blouwe blob is another term for a person who has got chlamydia.

He has got the blob. The blouwe blob.

by Hans98 April 3, 2021