Terd Tamper

Slang for 'homosexual male'
John: Ryan Seacrest is such a terd tamper...

Frank: Yeah, he likes tamping terds in other fags butts with his dick because hes a gay homo!
by SlowlyBreakingGlass June 15, 2008
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buoyant terd

Not quite the size of a turd, similar in size to a terd.... A bouyant terd is feces that floats to the top of the water, usually because of high amounts of meat a diet.
There was a buoyant terd in the toilet at school.
by Gamefreakr August 31, 2015
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Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.
(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.
by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009
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TERD

Arielle Scarcella, JK Rowling, and Vanessa Vokey are TERDs.
by Seya TJP January 26, 2022
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TERD

Trans Exclusionary Racist Dummy
JK is a TERD.
by QueerJoy April 17, 2025
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TERD

Trans Exclusionary Racist Dummy
JK is a TERD
by QueerJoy April 17, 2025
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TERD

Trump Emotional Response Delirium. When sufferers are confronted with Mr. Trump making one statement immediately followed by a contradictory statement, they become flushed in the face, insisting both statements are true.
He has a bad case of TERD. He believes everything Trump says, even if Trump immediately says the opposite in the same speech. .
by VERITAS HONORUS June 10, 2025
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