Tau

Weeabu communist vagina head whose leaders control them like ants through pheromones. Funnily enough, of all the Warhammer content on Rule 34, the Tau are portrayed with the biggest tits, yet Tau women canonically do not have boobs. Anyone who plays these people in any 40k game are communist simp scumbags that deserve a furry to sit on their face for hours before being stabbed to death by a Slanneshi daemon.

Tau women don't have boobs, so sorry Gaius your fantasies are ruined.

by Raven, Keeper of the Library June 12, 2023

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Tau male

A male of the Tau species.

Commander Farsight is a Tau male.

by Poster-imposter January 26, 2024

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theta tau

join this house if you want no pussy and/or have a chode. or if you're big and fat. or if you lick your brothers dick cheese. or if your mom's a slut. who's your daddy?

theta tau more like theta cow. holy shit.

by unicornbbcdickrider1234 December 11, 2024

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Tau

1. the length of the curcumference divided by radius of a circle
2. pi*2
3. ~6.283

the length of the circumference of a circle divided by the radius equals tau

by about2 June 2, 2024

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Tau

Someone ineffably stupid

Definitions:
1. An insult to one’s stupidity and/or ugliness.
2. A measurement unit of stupidity
3. Something to call someone in order to dehumanize them.

“Bro quit acting like Tau”
“You sound like Tau right now”
“Are you Tau?”
“You got that Tau brain”

by coolestguy456 July 13, 2024

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