by kmanchill July 18, 2017
Get the Slushee cum mug.A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny.
Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.
Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.
It's fucking slushfuckery out there!
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
Am I supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery?
Fucking slushfuckery.
What is this slushfuckery?
Who asked for this slushfuckery?
What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery?
Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?
Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery
I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.
I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.
Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.
Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?
Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.
Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.
Am I supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery?
Fucking slushfuckery.
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Get the Shush mug.Minnesotans are often found leaving beverages in their car (on accident of course) in the dead of winter, only to come back at least 30 minutes later and find their beloved beverage has been turned into a slushie containing razor sharp ice chunks.
"Hey Jon, do you remember where I left my Gatorade at?"
"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."
"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"
"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."
"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"
by Minnesotapoptart January 28, 2014
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In last nights ass slushing I tasted the rainbow of fruit flavours after I sucked out a nestle fruit pastille ice pop out your ass. Amazing!!
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