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Snake Skin Suprise

A Snake Skin Surprise or The Dirty Snake Skin is when you amass a collection of used condoms, preferably used during anal sex, and then you leave them in strange unsuspecting areas.

A Snake Skin Surprise is best when it is a subtle suprise, so instead of putting the snake skin in the bathroom sink you should put it in a box of cotton swabs, or underneath a box of razor blades.

Other good spots to leave a Dirty Snake Skin are: behind a TV, underneath couch cushions, in glove boxes, toothpaste drawer.
Why the hell is this there a Snake Skin in my sock drawer?

Snake Skin Suprise
by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011
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suprise shit

A suprise shit is when you are doing something that isn't defacating(shitting) and suddenly have the urge to rain down heavenly fury upon the nearest toilet. Every so often it is just a fart. However, i would advise you to take no chances. See also shitting your pants
"Hey mike, what's up?"
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."
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Sucrose

I C6’d sucrose today
by Genshin definitions January 5, 2023
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Lemonade Suprise

John: This dank is so good. Why is it called lemonade suprise?

Dave: Cause somebody peed on it.
by Creamyguzzler6969 December 26, 2006
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Pickle suprise

A corny commercial from the seventies. In the video, there is a guy dressed as a pickle, occasionally shouting, "PICKLE SUPRISE!" Pickle Surprise is some sort of topping.
Guy 1: Dude, you threw up all over the floor! What did you eat?
Guy 2: PICKLE SUPRISE!
by cd mac December 4, 2013
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Saturday Suprise

Saturday Suprise Ingredients:
1
Capri Sun
3
Teaspoons of mayonnaise
1
Teaspoon of salt
Mix vigourously
And you have Saturday Surprise!
Enjoy
Add a snickers bar to dip for twice the fun.
by ThatGuyWhoDefinesThings January 5, 2014
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Catfish Suprise

When one person that is catfishing hooks up with another person that is also catfishing.
Omg Look at rick he is about to get a catfish suprise, susie is actually a dude haha.
by Rich The Fisheman July 22, 2016
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