human suitcase

Smuggling narcotics or other contraband through security checkpoints by stuffing them in your ass.

John: "Hey James how did you get the weed through security?"
James: "Easy, man, I just used my human suitcase. I wouldnt sniff the bag if I were you!"

by unoriginalsin March 7, 2011

Baltimore City Suitcase

n. A plastic grocery bag used for carrying one's posessions.

I didn't have time to find my real briefcase this morning; so, I grabbed a Baltimore City suitcase out of the kitchen cabinet.

by mec85 June 12, 2009

Trailer Park Suitcase

a package of 30 busch lites

Jim: "Hey chris did you get that trailer park suitcase for me?"

Chris: "Hell yea man, it's sittin in the back of big sierra."

by trailer park suitcase March 30, 2011

St. Louis suitcase

The act of love which consists of shitting on your partners belly, aim for the belly button for best results, then folding that person in half, ankles to ears, and penetrating the fold using the feces for lubrication.

The prostitute I hired would not accept me in her mouth after I performed a St. Louis suitcase so I had to murder her.

by TurboSchmitz November 23, 2014

puerto rican suitcase

large oversize plastic bags from stores or garbage bags used in place or as an alternative to using/buying luggage when travelling.

Joe didn't have the money to buy a suitcase when he went on Greyhound so he used a puerto rican suitcase to bring his stuff.

by The Amazing Mr. Jeff February 15, 2006

Human Suitcase

A human suitcase is when you make a midget on roller skates wear all of your clothes and you pull them on a rope through an airport.

Janae pulled her human suitcase through the airport freely until TSA agents confiscated her midget.

by SuPeRDeFoRMeD March 1, 2011

human suitcase

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.

Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase

by SNLFAN March 3, 2011