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Sheep Stump

A tree stump high enough off the ground so that when you place the sheep on it (belly only) the legs dangle off the side of it, as to prevent it from running away.
Usually used for penetrating the sheep from behind, as sticking anything in a sheeps mouth is usually bad news.
John: "Yee-haw, maw! I got the sheep stump workin'! Bring out ol' betsie!"
Ol' Maw: "I told you to stop a-stickin' it to tha' sheeps, John!"
by Scott Sullivant May 2, 2006
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Stump

Dumbass, stupid, and doesn't know shit.
That freaking Stump doesn't know who OJ Simpson is.
by Smartest Person Ever August 6, 2015
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patrick stump

Patrick Stump is the lead singer and lead guitarist in the hit band Fall Out Boy. He originally played the drums for fall out boy, but once Andy Hurley joined, He had JUST found out his singing talents and became lead singer.
Me: Patrick Stump is so hot...

Random FOB Fan: YEAH HE'S OK BUT PETE WENTZ IS BETTA OMFG I LUV DAT DUDE
by Anna Stump :P August 2, 2007
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Stupass

A person who isn't accepted by the majority of the people around him. Makes unfunny jokes, says irrelevant things, says weird shit. Overall a person who doesn't make sense.
dumbass: yo what did the dog say to the other dog?
normal person: what?
dumbass: bark bark i like bones.
normal person: stupass
by JohnnyG951 January 29, 2018
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gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
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stump the trump

When you and an amputee have anal sex, using the stump left from their amputated limb
Yooo Stacey , me and my WWII vet grandpa just tried to stump the trump last night
by Shutuplinda June 9, 2016
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stump fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse using one's amputated limb (usually the leg) to penetrate some bodily orifice.
She said she was down for some kinky shit, so I took off my prosthetic leg and stump fucked her.
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