Stumblesploiter

When a website is classified under most categories, when they do not apply to it.

Neopets.com is a stumblesploiter, as it is classified under most, if not all, stumbleupon categories.

by MatthewJA April 24, 2009

stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.

person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<

by TEEG November 11, 2009

Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.

Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...

by Johny Girth August 6, 2010

Stumblehome

The act of getting intoxicated and walking home.

I was too drunk to drive, so Steve and I pulled the ol' stumblehome.

by switchblade jake August 15, 2010

Stumble-rumble

A stumble-rumble is the result of having consumed a few too many and proceeding to kick the living shit out of another person or one's self due to irrationality.

Shirley got into a stumble-rumble with Bob at the karaoke bar because he sang their song with Sue-Ellen.

by Jennifer 12345677777777777 July 6, 2011

StumbleKlonk

The Act of klonking your way through life while consuming copious amounts PM pain relievers. Lends itself to bruised shins and hazy conceptions of reality....

He's been stumbleklonking for all his heros at the methadone clinic ...... all on a volunteer basis of course!

by Bat_Guano July 29, 2011

Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.

Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011