Fabian Strategy

Method of getting your way in disputes with your girlfriend by appearing to give into her demands. The Fabian strategy derives it's name from the Roman general Quintus Fabius Maximus. He ran away, rather than engage in battle, he would retreat and retreat until the enemy grew fatigued and eventually made a mistake. Though I abhor it as a military strategy, it is the basis for all successful personal relationships.

My girlfriend wanted to re-paint the hallway so rather than say yes or no, I employed the Fabian Strategy and asked her if her sister had done anything crazy lately. She spent an hour ranting about that and totally forgot to ask me about the paint samples she brought home. She is sleeping peacefully and Fabian (me) has retreated to his den where he is drinking scotch and playing Snood.

by Are2Dee2 March 25, 2011

Stacey

the most amazing girl there is. .she is beautiful, liked by everyonee and is very outgoing. she is a great friend and people would be lucky to have her in their life. Stacey's are genuine, joyful and assertive. Be careful though Stacey's often surround themselves with people associated with the mob. Keep one eye open.

Stacey

by watermelon605 November 27, 2012

strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

Strategic Wank

The act of masturbating to avoid any sexual tension before seeing a person you really shouldn't have sex with.

I had a strategic wank thinking 'bout his mom, before I went to his family house. Certainly helped!

by vincent9119 April 2, 2013

to pull a Stacey

A Stacey is when you show up to a dinner late. Then you sit down you order and all. Then you wait for the exact moment when the entrée is served. At that point you ask for the bill. Pay. Leave without saying good bye to anyone or apologising and leaving the meal you ordered untouched.

A true Stacey is pulled when one hosts the event. However, the term has become more loosely defined in recent times.

I hated that party. Thank God I managed to pull a Stacey.

I can't believe she pulled a Stacey last night.

I went on a date but she pulled a Stacey on me.

by babaganoush20134 April 20, 2013

The Polarity Strategy

Life is endless battle and conflict, and you cannot fight effectively unless you can identify your enemies. Learn to smoke out your enemies, to spot them by the signs and patterns that reveal hostility. Then, once you have them in your sights, inwardly declare war. Your enemies can fill you with purpose and direction.

Jenn had the mind for The Polarity Strategy.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

pac-man strategy

driving between the broken lines of two lanes

that guy must be driving drunk; he doing the pac-man strategy

by kyndra December 26, 2003