stooge

During sexual intercourse, gouging the eyes, slapping the faCE, and pieing the face of the female, by the male.

I was fucking her hard, so i gave her a stooge.

by BlumpKING July 30, 2004

Stoogeless

A world without the 3 Stooges.

Oh shit... we appear to be Stoogeless

by -NyX- August 10, 2008

stooge master

Some one that acts incredibly silly and dumb yet still is able to act appropriately when needed.

Acting like a complete stooge master when being an idiot around friends, yet acting smart around family

by rythom19 July 10, 2011

Stooge

A very fat blunt

Yo nigga, pass dat stooge here so I can get my mind right

by CrabbAssNiggaBitch April 3, 2017

Stooge Nugget

A punchline tool that is not self-aware nor in on the joke

Hey stooge nugget, what are you looking for?

by Stooge Nugget January 11, 2018

stoolied

When your nectar has been collected. You can no longer function as a human. You’ve left your mortal body and have became a divine being. You ask what life is and why. It’s pronounced (shhhtoooolied). (V/adj.)

Hey, what’s wrong with that poor man? - Jeffrey
Oh, he’s straight stoolied -johnny

by Chapmaster33 May 14, 2018

Stoolie

An employee who is assigned to paperwork, whom sits in a chair (stool) for his employment in a usually physical career such as policework, military, or construction. The assignment of stoolie comes usually as a repremansion resulting from disorderly or otherwise reprehensible actions in the field.

Yeah, McCain used to be deployed in Korea until he started that carrier fire that killed 27. Now he's a stoolie.

by TheLinguisticScientist July 26, 2018