Boge Staff

Derived from the cigarette slang Boge, Boge Staff has it's roots in a small town called Manville, NJ. It was coined by a gentleman named Carl, the professional slob, when upon looking for his pack of boges, some how "staff" is what came out of his mouth, and with a little help from his friends' creativity, the term "Boge Staff" was born.

Also, from "Boge Staff", the term "Staffire" (which means lighter) was birthed shortly thereafter.

"Yo, lemme get a Boge Staff."
"Here... you need some staffire for that thing."
"Nah I got it."

by Steve Blew December 9, 2008

staffie

A cool type of dog.
Pronounced: Stafff-ee

My brother has a staffie.

by Diego April 16, 2006

Hypixel staff

A type of human species that have IQ less than most of the population in Equatorial Guinea. They typically attached to Hypixel (a Minecraft server).

They will only care who feed them money.

They often mistaken legit players with hackers

Hypixel staff IQ is lower than 55!
Hypixel staff like hackers.
Hypixel staff gave me brain damage!

by Meme.skillz September 25, 2017

Half Staff

To have a half boner or chubby

When you think a hawt girl is looking at you u might be Half Staff

by J Stroke October 12, 2009

doing a Stafford

The process of creating faecal matter in a toilet within a building in which one is a guest. Includes public places such as shopping centres and restaurants.

-Stan's been gone a while, I thought he'd only gone to the toilet
-Well, that could mean only one thing; he's doing a Stafford
-That's vile, you always wait until you get home and go in your own toilet

by Stan Stappord. December 8, 2010

Stafforditis

Stafforditis: noun, pronunciation (staff-urd-ite-iss), Massive disease spreading around Stafford County, Virginia. The condition of boredom recieved by living in Stafford for more than a year. It emmits thoughts through ones mind that produces a strong effect of boredom, and may cause one to think that they are "hood", "prep", "punk", "ghetto", "skater", "emo", and in rare cases, all of the above. Although stafford is the gayest place on the planet, it causes one to appreciate Stafford, even with the feeling of boredom involved. There is no cure for Stafforditis, and if one comes down with this condition, they shall become a fag for the rest of their life, no matter if they move to the streets of Compton, the suburbs of Orange County, the backwater boondocks of Berlington, or even the neighboring urban street of Woodbridge. People with stafforditis also are known to have a higher possibility of contracting the "clap" or syphilis

Ex. 1

Some guy "hey wanna go out to the club with me"

Some girl "no, thank you. i can't on the account that i have stafforditis and i'm wack. i think that clubs are insufficient and are very dangerous. i'd rather sit at home and do nothing and be bored."

Ex. 2

some kid "hey, lets make a basket ball court in Austin Ridge"

HOA of Austin Ridge "No, i can't, on the account of i have stafforditis. creating a courtplace or any other social gathering of that matter in Austin Ridge or the whole county of stafford will promote violence."

Origin - The fags that created Stafford County

by Yung Major March 5, 2007

stafford

A euphemism for an extremely large and impressive penis or a person who has an impressive package.

john: "Why is she dating him?"
tim: "haven't you heard? He's got a huge stafford."

or

Tim: My sister told me you two had a good date last night.
John: Yeah but she called me stafford in the morning.

or

John: I think I pulled my stafford last night
Tim: Sounds like you and the lady need to have a talk

by John Krills March 14, 2008