sicktard

A person who acts stupid because he or she is sick with a cold or something.

Person 1: You've asked me the same question fifteen times, bro. You're such a sicktard.
Person 2: Fuck you, I'm not feeling well.

by CardenB666 September 7, 2016

Steaktard

Someone who believes they can BBQ the perfect steak... But can't.

Matt bought a $3,000 BBQ then wouldn't shut up about how good he was at cooking steak.

He finally BBQ some aged steaks for us...
It was ok. Sure. But he was still a steaktard.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

sacktard

Basically, just a retarded ballsack face/head.
Also, used to describe a stupid person who's face/head resembles a ballsack.

What the hell is that Sacktard doing over there?

by Random Person Fucking Around June 3, 2019

Stonetarded

It means that you done smoke so much weed, you cant even funston. On no thanking level at all so that what it means...

Man I got so stonetarded last nite I couldn't even remember my girl friends name... So I called her Sally shh that girl...

by LaLa is so right!! September 25, 2020

Spacktard

Cross between a spastic and a retard, with less chance of social media ban!

Shut you you stupid spacktard

by welshj93 September 1, 2022

spacktard

a cross between a spastic and a retard, often used as it doesnt get picked up by facebook and instagram as "offensive"

did you see Jordan Pickford in goal last night? that man is a complete and utter spacktard.

by welshj93 December 11, 2023

Stockford

Adjective; typically for a woman. Used to describe a woman who shows, or especially who adopts, a plastic beauty queen appearance with long hair extensions, pumped lips, harsh or conservative fashion, and deference to males. Derisive of the pseudo-royal MAGA female "look". Seen to cluelessly abase herself as a styled accessory to a politically powerful or economically influential man. Cynical combination of Stockholm syndrome and Stepford wife.

There were so many Stockford women just nodding and smiling at that event.

by tanyaclark January 22, 2025