Steamy Roller

Much like a Cleveland Steamer; the act of shitting on one's sexual partner's chest and proceeding to smear it around in a circular motion with one's ass cheeks.

My girlfriend let me try the Steamy Roller last night. You couldn't even see her under the three feet of shit I flopped on her chest. She looked like a shit demon when I was done smearing it everywhere. Best night evar.

by Steamy Roller 4evar#Onyourface December 3, 2013

Steamy jim

The act of coughing upon a bootyhole then having one's face farted on

She bent over over and I spread her cheeks and

he coughed on her supple booty hole then she repaid the favor by farting in his face hence giving a steamy jim

by Steamy jim February 10, 2023

Steamy Sasso

The act of defacating on your sexual partners face, then plastic wraping it on.

She was such a freak in bed and she liked to be Steamy Sasso'd

by froggy486 June 25, 2010

steamy blizzard

A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.

I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!

by Hambone1228 July 25, 2017

Steamy Ceaser

A steamy ceaser occurs when performing a hot lettuce and the female assumes the hiking position and prepares to receive the dressing. The Male positions himself behind and quickly and forcefully empties an entire bottle if ceaser dressing into the woman's anus. Immediately following, the woman sits on his erect penis and bounces vigorously, in order adequately toss the internal salad. Once both parties believe the ceaser is adequately mixed, the woman stands above the man's face and releases it eloquently into his open mouth. The woman then finalizes this masterpiece by forcefully shoving a fist full of croutons in the man's face while shouting "Hail Ceaser".

While in the emergency room Sally's doctor asked "can you tell me what happened here?" To which she replied "well sir, this was my first steamy ceaser."

by CEASER THE BUTT WARRIOR November 21, 2018

Steamy Pumpkin

Shitting on someones face, then painting them like a jack-o-lantern, this works even better if they happen to be a ginger.

Man, i tried a steamy pumpkin last night.....im ashamed......

by Titsgizzle December 9, 2010

Steamy Creamy

The act off taking an explosive pudding poop then having the steam slowly rise up out of the bowl.

I ate way too much Taco Bell today, I'm definitely going to have to take a steamy creamy shortly

by CPD2011 May 11, 2011