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stare aids

An affliction resulting from the combination of multiple advanced strains of various venereal diseases, forming a ‘super STD’; which is transmissible merely by looking at another person. According to leading virologists there is, to date, no known cure for stare aids, so the next time someone gives you a filthy look seek medical attention…FAST!
She just eye fucked me so hard I should probably get checked out for stare aids.

Some say that stare aids is the result of an experiment that went wrong involving DNA from the Stig and Chuck Norris.

Doctor, doctor, I think I have something in my eye?
Probably just stare aids you filthy whore, DON’T look at me.

What? Stare aids isn’t a real disease?
Maybe you should look at your mum again and tell me otherwise!
by PhilmyBush May 22, 2010
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Sigma Stare

An unsmiling direct stare
Capybara, Leorio, Adachi, Omni-man and more:*sigma stare* okay i pull up
by The mochi gabs 12 September 18, 2021
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Coat of Stare

Putting a "Coat of Stare" on something refers to;
The time when a final decision is required and therefore, one last deep and well glazed stare is required before proceeding.
Used mainly in Boat building in Australia.
Hey Boss, Is this part ready for production?
Let me put a "Coat of Stare" on that first mate..................Yep all good!
by Higgo78 March 1, 2017
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The Owl Stare

When your homeboy is fucking a girl doggy-style, facing away from the door; As you walk in the door, he keeps pounding her, but his head makes a complete 180 turn to stare right into your optic sockets.
"Dude, don't go in there. I walked in on Davis fucking Martha, and I swear that bro pulled The Owl Stare on me. He saw into my soul."
by TheRealSnake October 19, 2015
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brazilian stare

a longing sadness observed in one's eyes, especially that of brazilian internet users
by lake water October 16, 2023
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Dinner-stares

The stares which a person will send another because they're chewing loudly. The response may be defensive and mean, or apologising and ashamed.
"Did you see Cindy sending her dad really agressive dinner-stares at lunch?
by yourunclesdeadcat June 14, 2018
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elevator stare

The look up and down (usually full of judgement)
That lady just gave me an elevator stare, like mind your own business!

That guy just totally gave my breasts an elevator stare.
by Shortyish June 10, 2021
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