stated

to be established/known for something.

My shit's stated son

by nicole April 13, 2005

stalemate

When your friend happens to be a slice of bread and you leave him out in the air for too long.

Person 1:"Dude, you've got a stalemate"
Person 2:*Cries*

by Lissiebeth February 28, 2007

stalder

A Stalder is a late night, filled with romace and extreme sexual pleasure. MAny girls with a few guys. Oral Sex. Orgasmic.

Stalder: a good screw; an orgy.

by voicemail August 1, 2007

Stale ham sandwich

A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.

Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?

Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!

by CuteKeys April 13, 2019

Jerking off Stalefish

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

by CollaBear June 12, 2012

Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me March 25, 2009

Saleda

Saleda is a punjabi slang used to describe ugly ghosts hanging on banyan trees in puPunjabnjab.

Yo did you see that Saleda near Bindi's house last night?

by Haramipapi October 13, 2019