Starbucks

A corporation that makes coffee which they market to young people, scenesters, and anyone who is stupid enough to pay five dollars for a cup of coffee.

In order to be classified as a Starbucks, you must have French words on your menu, along with a description. Your coffee must cost $5.00 and you must be located on every street or a city. You must also play jazz music and be able to sell overpriced CDs. Your customers must also be dumb enough to not know the difference between Dunkin' Donuts, or Starbucks.

Starbucks is an overabundant coffee shop that can be found internationally.

Starbucks by gardengirl May 24, 2007

Starbucks

Noun. The largest and most diabolical coffee company, renowned for their new popularity, despite the fact that it used to be a privately-owned business. This evil chain is despised by those in Milwaukee with enough sense to buy Alterra coffee (yum) that is naturally brewed in the heart of Milwaukee, without unnatural chemicals. Unfortunately, Starbucks cannot do the smart thing and become a Fair Trade company, because their business ethics can be summed up in one word - "quantity."

Did you know that Starbucks doesn't even bother to pull a decent shot (21-27 seconds)?

Starbucks by SelfInducedPsychosis August 12, 2005

starbucks

A place inherited by Dr. Evil.....its plan: to take over the Earth, then Venus, then mars, then uranus.

OMG noooooooo starbucks took away my favorite chinese reasturant..what will they take next?

starbucks by mavin June 26, 2006

starbucks

see bidet water

a liquid so nasty that it is best left to wash out your ass after a shit

after my two logger, i washed my ass with somne starbucks

starbucks by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004

Starbucks

to quote Lewis Black, "the end of the universe as we know it".

I was in Dallas awhile ago, and i saw a Starbucks. I think "oh hey, no big deal" right? But when I turn around, guess what I see? Another Starbucks! Theres a starbucks across the street from another starbucks! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of the universe.

<condensed version of "Starbucks" off the cd "The End of the Universe">

Starbucks by schneiderbird August 13, 2008

starbucks

A coffee store that is located on every block.

Man looking out of the window at a starbucks: Hey look, I can see starbucks!

starbucks by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004

starbucks

The future rulers of Ethiopia, Kenya and the two or three poorest Arab countries.

"There is now a Starbucks in my pants." -- George Carlin

starbucks by LudwigVan November 10, 2003