squat four plates 

Perform a squat exercise with 405 lbs.

the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.

bro 1: Bro, do you even lift?

bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.

Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.

squat four plates by Einstein9073 January 8, 2013

squatchee

Button on top of ball caps

What is the button on top of baseball hats? A Squatchee!

squatchee by Mr. Travis December 27, 2013

squatpertunity 

The instance or opertunity to squat.

I think this is a squatpertunity!

squatpertunity by Lillyb13 June 6, 2016

Squat Like Khalif 

To sit and wait for someone

As Robyn Crawford mention on the Wendy Williams show; her and Whitney Houston was going down to the studio and “Squat Like Khalif” for Wendy Williams when she came out and confront her about all of negative comments about them on her radio show.

Squat Like Khalif by MQGYVER November 13, 2019

squatijike 

an animal that is also a verb it’s like a buff brick wall of an animal and it cannot be knocked down. it’s head is bigger than it’s body, this is a fictional animal made by Wilbur Soot
Also known as depressed sonic

“HEY!!! I’M SQUATIJIKING OVER HERE”
“Wow he’s acting like a real squatijike”

squatijike by shreks_big.juicy_toe May 28, 2021

Tommy Squeaker 

An anal eruption which rather like the air being released from a deflating balloon.

"Bloody 'ell - that was a reet Tommy Squeaker"

"Phwooar...that duck's got bad breath"

Tommy Squeaker by They call me The Seeker September 1, 2010

Shit Squatter

A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.

Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.

Shit Squatter by [[ASS:TIT]] Bucky Tredl September 18, 2012