Sperm

Liquid human

Bitch if you are looking up sperm on the urban dictionary you damn well know what it is already to use it in a damn sentence you fucking dumbass

by Glassextiel June 15, 2019

spurmp

a word for your favorite live streamer. coined by the game grumps.

Person 1: Who's your spurmp?
Person 2: Dan's totally my spurmp, dude.

by hhfgfgg September 8, 2018

Spurmpinator

1. Noun, A fan who wants to go do a callout post for a spurmp

Guy: I’m totally Arin’s Spurmpinator

by FirePie September 8, 2018

Sperm purse

A phrase used to describe the testicles. mostly used to describe the srotum or scrotul sack.

"She totally robbed my sperm purse"

"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"

"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"

by Mr.webb November 9, 2008

Sperm whiplash

A whiplash given to a female, by ejaculating super hard in her face/mouth.

Save up your sperm for multiple days. Then hook up with a girl, having her giving you a blowjob... Ejaculate in her mouth/face so hard with your ridiculous amount of sperm, that her head snaps back incredibly hard giving her a Sperm whiplash.

by femalepleaser69 July 31, 2011

Sourmoon

The opposite of a honeymoon. The point in which someone newly wed (typically the groom), realizes that spending a week with their new partner will be torture, immediately triggering buyers remorse and ruining the more than likely overpriced vacation.

While standing on the balcony in Hawaii, in what many people would consider paradise, Chad contemplated what a mistake he made and quickly realized this honeymoon was actually a sourmoon.

by tripadvisor January 23, 2014

sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.

Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!

by snarf dragon September 20, 2014