Scandinavian spray tan

A fetish originating from the Viking era whereby one is voluntarily subjected to a reindeer bukkake. Norse mythology suggests that the act of undergoing a Scandinavian spray tan improved warriors’ fertility rates after returning from long and exhausting battles. Sadly the art of taming reindeer in such fashion has been lost in modern times and fetishists have resorted to undergo such procedures by males dressed up in reindeer outfits instead, with mixed fertility success being reported.

Customer: Good morning, could I book Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph for a Scandinavian spray tan please?

Operator: Most certainly, which date and time did you have in mind?

by dashfox883 July 17, 2021

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Vagina Spray

The thing Ksi's girlfriend needs for her gonorrhea!

You should hook her up with some Vagina Spray!

by Rash Was Here August 13, 2017

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sprayback

This is when you blast a urinal with piss that is not unlike the force of a fire hose or supersoaker. Which consequently turns your piss against you, tossin some sprinkles atcha denims.
A search for a sweet spot might cancel out the deflected pee. Hit them corners up.

Brody: Dude, shake that shit bro, you got some drips. Rick: Nah, it's just that sprayback son.

by Kay-Cee February 18, 2008

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spray fart

in large individuals, when your butt cheeks are wet and you fart, the juices project onto your undergarments and pants, causing them to smell like a bleach-shit mixture, and taints everything you sit on with that undesirable smell.

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damn fat dude, wut u do dat for.

i have no control over my wet bottom, and what comes out of it. pfft spray fart

by drosk1727 October 23, 2010

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