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spoons

A game where an unsuspecting person is challenged to a contest, where large heavy desert spoons are placed between the teeth and turns are taken to hit your opponent on the back of the head with said spoon using only the power of the mouth and neck, untill one of the competitors gives up. However a 3rd person, an associate of the challengee stands behind the unsuspecting player and belts him im time with a 3rd spoon in time with the 'hits' of the real opponent
'Hey we played spoons with Mike yesterday.'
'Cool.'
'Yeah he has brain damage now.'
by Gimli, son of Gloin. May 21, 2006
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Nathan bring your spoon to my house for playing lacrosse.

Naveed you shouldn't even have that spoon you suck at lacrosse.
by Clausen8657 June 19, 2011
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An insult,
Someone you don't trust with a fork.
"Josh is such a spoon."
"Oi Tony pass the ball you spoon."
by Oompada November 26, 2016
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Lying "like spoons. ," "spoon like" in nature.", Resembling two spoons,one against the other.
"I can't wait to go lie down and spoon with my Lorelei!"

People are fairly shocked, usually, when I tell them my kitty, Lorelei, with whom I have an extremely strong bond,waits for me to come snuggle under the covers at night so we can spoon together! Yes, she ACTUALLY curls herself into a "C" shape and backs up into my tummy,as I then put my arm around her! I'm SO LUCKY &BLESSED!
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One of the spoons he was taking care of put his head through the television.
by playsthecat July 26, 2020
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a utensil with multiple purposes. you can both eat soup, cereal, etc with this object or use it to scoop people eyes and organs out
'wanna hang out'
'sorry i cant im s p o o n'
'spoon?"
'im gouging your aunt carols eyes out with a spoon, please dont bother me'
by hoteldel_leejieun September 8, 2020
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a gay person that names themself after a utensil. usually in love with with someone called ellie
kai: haha spoon

joe: haha spoon
ellie: haha spoon
spoon: *gay noises*
by Fred L ero September 30, 2020
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