spence factor

when a girl isn't very attractive or sexy, but you have the utmost desire to fuck the shit out of her

Me: Dude, what do you even see in that girl?
Bro: Gotta be the spence factor.

by MHhomewrecker September 9, 2011

spongebather

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...

Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....

by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

spencer cook

Guy who worked on the original Spider-Man trilogy

"Who's Spencer Cook?"-Ass Hat
"The guy who worked on the original Spider-Man trilogy."-Spencer Cook
"Oh yeah, I forgot"-Ass Hat

by 123guy456 June 2, 2018

Spencer Reid

Spencer Reid is a fictional character from the tv show criminal minds. He can read about 200,000 words at the same time with an Edithc memory. He is also cute

A: spencer Reid is cute

B: who?
A: spencer Reid guy from criminal minds
B: what??
A: *mumbles* never mind I was just gonna say he's awesome

by iamapperently88%awesome😱 March 12, 2020

white spencer

to ejaculate into one's own mouth and spit it on one's partner's face. The act is usually done clandestinely.

Jerking off in one room, amassing a load in one's mouth, then running in on an unsuspecting partner to deliver the package.

Gregory decided to white spencer on his wife after she ridiculed him for masturbating in the shower.

by Porn Pit December 4, 2010

Ndilo Spongebob

Are you ready little boys?
Aye-aye channel.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye channel!

Oh! Who lives on the barrier over the border?
Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Annoying and white and short is he!
Gaige Gaige Forrest!

If cool drug deals be something you wish...
Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Then get shot and flop like a fish!
Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Ready?

Gaige Gaige Forrest! Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Gaige Gaige... Forrest! Hahaha! Ahahahah ahh

The Ndilo Spongebob song.

by Nolqn69 March 7, 2017

boob sponge

A sponge for your boob that you use when there is too much perspiration in between the boob crack.

Person 1: Hey girl, can I borrow your boob sponge? I'm feeling a little wet
Person 2: Yes, queen! Of course, personal hygiene is something you should value!

by xxxcreamytentacion December 31, 2017