Sperm purse

A phrase used to describe the testicles. mostly used to describe the srotum or scrotul sack.

"She totally robbed my sperm purse"

"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"

"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"

by Mr.webb November 9, 2008

Sperm depository

A vagina that takes anybody and everybody's cum.

She's just a sperm depository that girl is.

by Ingbeh July 12, 2016

Sperm whiplash

A whiplash given to a female, by ejaculating super hard in her face/mouth.

Save up your sperm for multiple days. Then hook up with a girl, having her giving you a blowjob... Ejaculate in her mouth/face so hard with your ridiculous amount of sperm, that her head snaps back incredibly hard giving her a Sperm whiplash.

by femalepleaser69 July 31, 2011

sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.

Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!

by snarf dragon September 20, 2014

sperm donor

The person that gets a female pregnant but doesn't help her with the child in any way, shape, or form. In some cases they don't acknowledge the child at all.

I saw my sperm donor today. He came by to see my daughter and had the nerve to be empty handed.

by Arlene August 27, 2003

Sperm Jacker

A female whom steals sperm from a genetically superior and unsuspecting male victim in order to produce an offspring to improve ones family genes.

That Sabrina was one heck of a sperm jacker

by DaTruth2009 August 30, 2009

Sperm whale

A whale who recently had sex and is currently completely filled with sperm from the other whale.

Look mommy, there's a sperm whale over there.

by Soptactic January 23, 2015