Sparkling Sleeping Beauty (n.) - A young lady who is taken out on a date and slipped a mickey. Once she passes out, her date then removes her dress and replaces it with a nice big poofy pink gown. He then places a rhinestone tiara on her head and seals the deal by bustin' a nut* across her lips as lip gloss.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
Mel: You have some dried up crusty stuff in the corners of your mouth there.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
by J. the Jokster October 23, 2009
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When Sadie was told that blackface wasn't an appropriate halloween costume, she shed pink sparkly tears while exclaiming: "But I didn't MEAN to be racist!"
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Fred- Wow i just drank sparkling vanilla cream soda
Bob- Awesome i heard that shit was bangin.
Joe- What fucktards.
Bob- Awesome i heard that shit was bangin.
Joe- What fucktards.
by britney loser spears December 18, 2007
Get the sparkling vanilla cream soda mug.After you blow a load on your partner, quietly dust them in glitter, blow off the additional not in the load zone. What left is a sparkling snail trail.
by capt.a October 17, 2010
Get the Sparkling snail trail mug.sparkly eyed -bright clear wide eyes that are light in color not brown! almost always women! -the snake-eye look that many people have from having close set, dark eyes doesn't apply here! (in the 'fresh faced' family)
juliana was seriously sparkly eyed! any sane person would want sex with her!
rosanna was so sparkly eyed and fresh faced, that she made me appear less of a piece of shit when hanging with her!!
rosanna was so sparkly eyed and fresh faced, that she made me appear less of a piece of shit when hanging with her!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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by tigerlily April 20, 2003
Get the Spankify mug.After pigging out and eating all the food in your cupboard you feel fat the next day and you dress in pink.
-Ive noticed you dressed in pink today
- Yes, yesterday I ate all the Cheetos and doughnuts in my cupboard I even ate a rotten piece of cheese, I feel as a pink sparkling pig.
- Yes, yesterday I ate all the Cheetos and doughnuts in my cupboard I even ate a rotten piece of cheese, I feel as a pink sparkling pig.
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