spare his blushes

refrain from causing someone embarrassment.

"he will remain nameless to spare his blushes"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

Spare Pizza

An extra pizza that no one can eat because they are full.

Well, I’m not eating that spare pizza

by SparePizza47094 June 23, 2025

Spare back

The displayed flesh of a morbidly obese person wearing revealing clothing that the rest of the public does not want to see

"Man ain't nobody wanna see all that extra spare back!"

by philthered October 5, 2025

Go Spare

To get out of control with anger, rage, or frustration.
To go berserk.
This is a British expression that was in use before World War II. Probably from spare meaning "excess."

We all thought that Wendy would go spare when she found out that Maurice had spent their rent money buying video games. We were not disappointed.
Malcolm went spare when the liberals passed a law that would lay him off for three months to protect the local prairie dogs.

by Belinda the Goat July 1, 2008

affair with a spare

This is what happens when an ex or side lover is contacted suddenly after they become bored with a primary love.

Ben Dover contacted Wanda when he was bored with his new wife and wanted an affair with a spare woman!

by I, Wreckerrr June 13, 2021

copious spare time

The amount of time left in a day that is completely booked, which is to say, none.

Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 22, 2011

smoke yourself a spare chromosome

To smoke weed until you're retarded, as Down's Syndrome is cause by the presence of an extra chromosome.

Chich : We finished a quarter ounce between us last night, man. I think I'm still kinda faced.

Chung : Shit son, you don't watch out you'll smoke yourself a spare chromosome.

by Parhelion February 22, 2009