sozzed

A word used to describe a person or an animal who is lying in the heat of the sun or heater, very warm and in a very deep sleep, or very, very relaxed and barely conscious.

"My tabby cat is totally sozzed!"

by bittybug November 2, 2013

sowed her field

The act of deliberately ejaculating upon a woman's unkept bush.

The man suffering from premature ejaculation immediately sowed her field when his pants were removed.

by CHEEDSICLE November 3, 2014

someday guy

A guy or a man you aren't pursuing or involved with now but can see yourself ending up with someday.

This person may be a friend, an ex with whom you've always thought you may eventually get back together, or both or neither. You may or may not believe or acknowledge that you're currently interested in the someday guy, but when you imagine your future you can see yourself with him.

Laurie: Sometimes after I break up, I like to make myself feel better by thinking about guys I could someday see myself with, do you have anyone like that?

Jules: Nope, no one

Elle: What about Grayson?

Jules: oh yeah, about 10 years from now, when I am done changing him.

Laurie: So Grayson is you someday guy..!!

by livetolovelife January 9, 2015

soledaddy

the most daddys of them all

im soledaddy

by soledaddy October 11, 2017

Godzilla Sized Hearts

The biggest heart that can be named when you are telling someone you love them. See heart.

He Godzilla sized hearts you.

by PyroDak April 4, 2008

prostitute sized gap

An over sized hole in a glass smoking device, most often a water pipe. So large it waste much of the substance being smoked.

Half my burn just got pulled through your prostitute sized gap. Get a bowl with a smaller hole.

by SALMON CREEK ANGLER July 11, 2009

wrong sized shoe

Referring to messing something up with a funny outcome. Originating form Harry styles singing "it's gotta be you" live on stage and saying "wrong sized shoe" instead of the correct lyrics.

I tried doing a backflip into the pool but ended up doing a wrong sized shoe.

by Larry_stylinson_forever April 28, 2016