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Banana Somersault

First you invite your friend over to video tape a night of anal sex with a girl, no, a FINE girl, and have him wait in the closet. Then, once the act is commenced, right before you cum, you pull out and have the friend in the closet jump out (whilst the girl is unawares) do a somersault and stick a banana in her ass.
guy 1: man i cant believe you are ditching us to have sex with your lame ass girlfriend.
guy 2: wanna wait in the closet and do a banana somersault?
guy 1: yeah, that's the tops!
guy 2: now your on the trolley!
by CK all the time! May 18, 2009
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sumner

Gordon Sumner is the legendary frontman of the band the police
Yo dude, Gordon Sumner and the Police rock!
by jacobc September 9, 2006
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Somersworth

The suckiest town in NH with drug busts, gun and bomb threats at the local middle and high school.
Just last month at the Somersworth High School, two bomb threats and a drug bust.
by My Skool Sucks May 9, 2007
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Sumner

A small, but groing, suburban town in southern/mid-southern Washinton State...USA
I was in Sumner last weekend... It kinda sucked!
by Grrawrizzilla June 17, 2008
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sooners

one of the greatest football teams in the NCAA. in what's accepted as the modern era of the sport (1945 - )the sooners currently hold the record for the most wins and have the highest winning percentage of any team.
"the sooners lost?? there must be a blue moon tonight"
by stg60913b February 18, 2010
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somerset college

Somerset College is the smartest school on the gold coast. it has recieved the most OP's for many years in a row and is not a very religious school
girls wear plaid skirts boys where grey pants:)
by 123456PREP September 17, 2005
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sooner

A cheat, a sneaky, no good person.

Refers to the Oklahoma Land Run of 1889 when settlers, seeking free land, made their way to Oklahoma to stake their claim to tracts of open territory. One of the few rules to claiming a lot of land was that all participants were to start at the same time, on the boom of a cannon. All settlers who started then were labeled as "Boomers" and the ones who sneaked in ahead of time were called "Sooners."

The University of Oklahoma named its athletic teams the Sooners in 1908 to pay homage to the cheating claim jumpers of the land rush. The nickname proved fitting as, over the years, Sooner athleteic teams have been the object of many NCAA penalties stemming from repeated violations of a variety of rules, particularly under the ignominious reign of football coach Barry Switzer when the already outlaw program sunk to outrageous lows.
Those are some low-down, cheating bastards.
What do you expect, they're sooners.

Some sooner stole my cash.
by T. Hearndon October 26, 2005
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