Salami Noises

"Salami noises" is slang for masterbation/fapping noises.

Hey dude- why are you making so much Salami Noises? Try to quiet down a bit-

by MewGlo February 7, 2021

slamimable

Foolishy slammable. as if someone were to use their penis or titties to slam a door, cupboard etc.

the door was weak and slamimable, so she used her toe to slam it

by Amelia Rideout September 5, 2022

Salami Mouth

The feeling after you consume “salami” and your mouth is coated with a thin film and you feel the compulsion to brush your teeth or use mouthwash.

“My boyfriend said I’m not going to kiss you with that salami mouth, go brush your teeth”

by ffstretch March 11, 2023

russian salami

The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.

Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!

by William Cumberton September 17, 2016

thicc salami

the most thiccest salami ever made in history of mankind.

Me: What type of Salami do you eat?
Him: Thicc Salami.

by Erm GOTEEEEE May 13, 2017

massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018

Costco Salami

Costco is a threat to the offensive class, kinda gay for a Mexican bald dude named Carlos, he averages 14 offensive rebounds per basket. He’s 7’3 and is the worst defensive NBA player in league history.

Costco Salami is so bad at defence

by Daddy Carlos June 3, 2020