A great term invented by George Carlin to describe the way dumb self centered smug people refer to things.
"Sometime during my life toilet paper became bathroom tissue. . . . Sneakers became running shoes. False teeth became dental appliances. Medicine became medication. Information became directory assistance. The dump became the landfill. Car crashes became automobile accidents. Partly cloudy became partly sunny. Motels became motor lodges. House trailers became mobile homes. Used cars became previously owned transportation. Room service became guest room dining. Constipation became occasional irregularity. . . "
"Poor people used to live in slums. Now 'the economically disadvantaged' occupy 'substandard housing' in the 'inner cities.' And a lot of them are broke. They don't have 'negative cash flow."- George Carlin
"We would like to begin the boarding process." Extra word, “process”, not necessary. Boarding is enough, "We'd like to begin the boarding." Simple! Tells the story..." - George Cain
"Sometime during my life toilet paper became bathroom tissue. . . . Sneakers became running shoes. False teeth became dental appliances. Medicine became medication. Information became directory assistance. The dump became the landfill. Car crashes became automobile accidents. Partly cloudy became partly sunny. Motels became motor lodges. House trailers became mobile homes. Used cars became previously owned transportation. Room service became guest room dining. Constipation became occasional irregularity. . . "
"Poor people used to live in slums. Now 'the economically disadvantaged' occupy 'substandard housing' in the 'inner cities.' And a lot of them are broke. They don't have 'negative cash flow."- George Carlin
"We would like to begin the boarding process." Extra word, “process”, not necessary. Boarding is enough, "We'd like to begin the boarding." Simple! Tells the story..." - George Cain
On airplanes the lady on the plane always uses soft language. "Please begin the pre-boarding process."
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Don't give me that soft soap. I will not change my mind. I am determined to stand by my own beliefs.
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1. A soft girl is a fashion style for female who dresses in oversized jumpers/t-shirts and jeans/skirts at the aim of recreating some form of childhood trends. It is used to make them look petit and approachable. The polar opposite to a e-girl.
2. A type of personality a female can have where they are sensitive and impressionable (hence “soft”)
1. A soft girl is a fashion style for female who dresses in oversized jumpers/t-shirts and jeans/skirts at the aim of recreating some form of childhood trends. It is used to make them look petit and approachable. The polar opposite to a e-girl.
2. A type of personality a female can have where they are sensitive and impressionable (hence “soft”)
1. “Whoa look at her, she’s dressed like such a soft girl... it’s cute!”
2. “Stop being such a soft girl, I didn’t even punch you that hard.”
2. “Stop being such a soft girl, I didn’t even punch you that hard.”
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Get the Soft Girl mug.Something commonly said when someone sees something happy and wholesome. Often times said things will evoke strong feelings of happiness. Someone who's feeling soft may feel like being nice to people or making cute content. Basically someone who's feeling soft feels like throwing uwus everywhere.
P1: "I'm soft after seeing that video of military parents seeing their children"
P2: "Yeah, that was so wholesome"
P2: "Yeah, that was so wholesome"
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