snookied

a woman who is struck close fisted by a man in public

I strolled through Cleveland's downtown area and was filled with horror at the sight of an elderly woman being snookied by a craven cut-purse

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Snookleesi

An oompa loompa orange platinum-blonde woman. She has bleached her hair very white, contrasting with her neon orange skin. A combination of Snooki and Khaleesi.

Example: HOLD MY BABY! Did you see that Snookleesi?!

Photo Example: i.imgur.com/Qa4yy.png

by Faeynrir October 20, 2012

Snookied

When an intoxicated male goes home with with a short, pudgy and less attractive female.

Bro 1 - "Aw man did you actually go home with that war pig at the bar last night."
Bro 2 - "Yeah man, I totally got snookied.

by Incepticles October 16, 2010

Snoozle Bunny

A mythical cave-dwelling ginger creature with a cunning knack for guise and stealthy romantic rendezvous.

The Snoozle Bunny from 3158 creatively evaded detection for many moons.

by ADM Snoozle Bunny, USN retired August 12, 2012

snoozles

A farewell bed; Off to bed, goodbye.

Okay, I'm off to bed. Snoozles.

by Barbiebabe August 12, 2014

snookeroo

A person that continuously paints himself/herself into a corner. Self-inflicted "bad luck" follows them around. Left to their own devices, they will end up "snookered", sooner than later.

From the term "Snookered", which means "no way out" in the billiard game of Snooker.

He has had 7 careers in 7 years and his second wife just left him. The poor fellow is a Snookeroo.

by Snookeroo June 19, 2017

Snorkley

A person that has the tendency(or fetish) to utilize a snorkel by shoving it up the anal cavity of any creature, and inhaling.

"Jim was walking down the street when he was pulled into an alleyway. He was pinned against the wall by a man who had a snorkel on his face. 5 seconds later, it was shoved 10 miles up his ass, with Jim yelling "YOU GODDAMN SNORKLEY!!!!!"

by Larpington Haggitson August 11, 2018